Do like Halloween jokes about ghouls and goblins?? Monsters won’t be the only ones groaning at these corny jokes and riddles!
What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
You suck.
What did Godzilla have at the all-you-can-eat buffet?
The waiters.
“Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf.”
“Please be quiet and comb your face.”
When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
When you’re a mouse.
What do vampires take when they are sick?
Coffin drops!
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
A holy terror.
What goes “Ha-ha-ha . . . THUD!”
A zombie laughing his head off.
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What’s a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist!
Two monsters went to a party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?”
“Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.”
Why are vampires like false teeth?
Because they both come out at night.
Make your plans to visit Thrillvania Haunted House Park. Who knows what awaits you there?…